Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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