One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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