Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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