nut hugger
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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