Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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