She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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