I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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