i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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