Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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