I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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