What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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