maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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