Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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