well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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