Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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