Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize