I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Congratulations! We have a period
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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