jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
even my farts smell like vagina
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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