I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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