so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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