That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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