i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
