I hate all girls vehemently.
Your tits are I can't wait for
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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