does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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