great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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