What a fucking waste of an outfit
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
