That's intense
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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