it hurts more in the daytime
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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