i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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