I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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