hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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