Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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