We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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