Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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