Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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