is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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