Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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