ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize