TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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