Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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