how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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