her vagine was all disorganized.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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