hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
pray to the hookup gods
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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