I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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