i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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