I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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