between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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