I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Duck Duck Cougar?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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