Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
There was a lot of him and a little penis
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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