the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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