Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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