found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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